Huddersfield gig was cancelled 30 minutes before I left to catch the train, luckily I like wasting £30 on train tickets...Oh well, paying dues and such...

I have reached a new mindset, after I committed a cardinal sin on Tuesday; I used material that I didn't think was funny.

From now on I thrive or fail on my owns terms.

A taxi driver threatened to piss on my back door yesterday.  He didn't do it yet.  I'll keep you posted.

Dogs are cocks aren't they?  I would get them all put down except three legged ones.  I would even put guide dogs down, blind people can manage with sticks.  It is a harsh rule, but then I am a harsh God.