Maybe next time.

Things I've done today:

This morning I needed a piss but instead of getting up, I turned over and tried to get comfortable.  If I had just got up, I would have had a quick piss and gone back to bed, resulting in a better sleep.  Does ths constitute observational comedy?

I watched 2 episodes of Prisoner Cell Block H.  I am trying to buy and watch all 693 episodes.  Does this constitute being a twat.

Soon I will have a bath, eat lasagne and do some comedy.

I am watching all of the number ones of the last decade.  The woman from Madison avenue looked old didn't she?  I've just looked it up, she was only 29 at the time.  She should be ashamed of herself for looking so old at such a young age while having a number one hit.  I hate her now.  Unreasonably.