...If I don't stop having a cold soon.  Fuck you world I'm sad.  Stupid cold needs to go.

Soon, I will be addicted to Vicks. 

Audrey, My Mother-in-Law, tried to cure my malady by giving me hot lemonade.  The woman has no idea about the benefits of peer reviewed scientific medicine.

I did a show last night at Long Live Comedy, I felt like shit and have probably made everyone in the room ill.

Kym Marsh seems like a twat doesn't she?   She's probably okay if you got to know her though.

I'm thinking about having my name always be spelled in capital letters.  I'll sleep on it.  It is a big decision.