Lightwater Valley
Posted by Lee Kyle on Wednesday, March 16, 2011
http://www.gigglebeats.co.uk/2011/03/long-live-comedys-fifth-birthday/ This is a thing about Long Live Comedy's 5th Birthday, I am mentioned in it, firstly praising my flag stuff and then being less kind about my old 'shoes on hands' material. An act that their own website described as 'Brilliant stuff'.
I was hoping that I'd have something to write about if I just started typing, I'm not feeling inspired as of yet...
...I've been listening to the first Elastica album recently, it was good wasn't it? Dirty too, which was great when I was 16 and is still a bit good now. This isn't interesting.
I did a gig in Chester with someone named Bill Webb the other day. I found this hilarious because he was a yound studenty type so the name was incongruous. Fuck off, it WAS funny, despite what you think. I'm right about shoes on hands and I'm right about this.
Here are the names of some other people I know with amusing names:
ANDY FURY - His name is good because when I first saw him I assumed it was a stage name and that he was some sort of political material and would be bringing down Thatcher and that. Then he just sort of rambled on with about three punchlines in twenty minutes, proving once again that incongruous names are funny.
BRETT EAGLE - I know someone called Brett Eagle, who is a wrestler CALLED BRETT EAGLE. He could have been nothing else. He was dead young when I met him and as well as being called Brett Eagle he is also clever, rich, good at cricket and lush. At the time though, I was in a position of wrestling power and could make him do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTn_5j_qpg4
LUKE KONDOR: I did a gig with him once and wished he would form a tag team with Brett Eagle.
HARVEY MASON JNR: Funny because his Dad is actually called Colin and he changed his name by deed poll so that everyone would think he was great.
ANDREW PURVIS: His name sounds a little bit funny because it sounds a bit like pervert but mainly because he lived on a street with another person called Andrew Purvis. I don't recall any hilarity ensuing because of it though.
DUNCAN MUNRO: Someone from school, I like his name because Duncan was actually his middle name and he chose to be called that because he preferred it to the name Andrew. I should point out that Duncan is a rubbish name and Andrew is alright.
GEORGE ZACH: Is actually called Yorghos Zacharopoulis but thinks everyone is too stupid to pronounce it, in the same way that he thinks everyone fails to laugh at his jokes because they don't get them.
NICOLA MANTALLIOS-LOVETT: Is funny because you can shorten it to Nicola Man Love, insinuating that she is a slag.
That'll do...
I was hoping that I'd have something to write about if I just started typing, I'm not feeling inspired as of yet...
...I've been listening to the first Elastica album recently, it was good wasn't it? Dirty too, which was great when I was 16 and is still a bit good now. This isn't interesting.
I did a gig in Chester with someone named Bill Webb the other day. I found this hilarious because he was a yound studenty type so the name was incongruous. Fuck off, it WAS funny, despite what you think. I'm right about shoes on hands and I'm right about this.
Here are the names of some other people I know with amusing names:
ANDY FURY - His name is good because when I first saw him I assumed it was a stage name and that he was some sort of political material and would be bringing down Thatcher and that. Then he just sort of rambled on with about three punchlines in twenty minutes, proving once again that incongruous names are funny.
BRETT EAGLE - I know someone called Brett Eagle, who is a wrestler CALLED BRETT EAGLE. He could have been nothing else. He was dead young when I met him and as well as being called Brett Eagle he is also clever, rich, good at cricket and lush. At the time though, I was in a position of wrestling power and could make him do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTn_5j_qpg4
LUKE KONDOR: I did a gig with him once and wished he would form a tag team with Brett Eagle.
HARVEY MASON JNR: Funny because his Dad is actually called Colin and he changed his name by deed poll so that everyone would think he was great.
ANDREW PURVIS: His name sounds a little bit funny because it sounds a bit like pervert but mainly because he lived on a street with another person called Andrew Purvis. I don't recall any hilarity ensuing because of it though.
DUNCAN MUNRO: Someone from school, I like his name because Duncan was actually his middle name and he chose to be called that because he preferred it to the name Andrew. I should point out that Duncan is a rubbish name and Andrew is alright.
GEORGE ZACH: Is actually called Yorghos Zacharopoulis but thinks everyone is too stupid to pronounce it, in the same way that he thinks everyone fails to laugh at his jokes because they don't get them.
NICOLA MANTALLIOS-LOVETT: Is funny because you can shorten it to Nicola Man Love, insinuating that she is a slag.
That'll do...