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Heading up to the Edinburgh fringe (Sort of)

June 10, 2010

I was going to do a show for a week this year until things got in the way. Now I'm just going up for a weekend. Still exciting for me though, since I haven't been to the fringe before.

Did Long Live Comedy this week, was marvellous. Really felt on form, had some pals there who thought the flag stuff was a massive improvement on the stuff I was doing before.

They are correct - It is.

I'm looking forward to the World Cup, yet I have a question.

Why is it referred to as Italia '90 rather than Italy '90? We don't call it Deutschland '06 or Francais '98. We do call it USA '94 but they speak the same language as us, albeit occasionally missing out the letter U.

I nearly stepped on a heroin users needle today. I wasn't worried, AIDS is not the life sentence it once was.

Posted by Lee Kyle.

I hate cups

May 30, 2010

Firstly, I just noticed a typo in my last blog; I am fully aware that there are only 692 episodes of Prisoner Cell Block: H.

Next, I hate cups. Now, in my house, we only drink out of hollowed out bits of fruit. I offer the long awaited picture as proof of this.

Did a charity gig last night for Chloe, who is climbing Mount Kilimanjiro for Childreach International. The night raised over £300, taking her total up to nearly £2000. I once walked up to the top of the escalators in Jarrow's pede...
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I lied about the picture.

May 29, 2010

Maybe next time.

Things I've done today:

This morning I needed a piss but instead of getting up, I turned over and tried to get comfortable. If I had just got up, I would have had a quick piss and gone back to bed, resulting in a better sleep. Does ths constitute observational comedy?

I watched 2 episodes of Prisoner Cell Block H. I am trying to buy and watch all 693 episodes. Does this constitute being a twat.

Soon I will have a bath, eat lasagne and do some comedy.

I am watching all of the n...
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Posted by Lee Kyle.

Flags, okay?

May 20, 2010

Right.

I do comedy about flags now and it's fucking ace.

Thing is, I've noticed that the most interesting flags (Grenada and Qatar obviously) are the least funny, at least to flag idiots.

This was worth writing.

My next blog will include a picture. Treasure it.
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I am walking (Like an Egyptian)

April 22, 2010

Hello you,

It's been a while but I've been busy, it's not like you've ever done anything for me.

I did some gigs, compered 'I Don't Get It!' which is enjoyable but leaves me drained for a few days also di LLC again, tried out a new flag based routine, it went well and I think I'll probably focus on that, it seems more 'me' than the other stuff I've done. It's an interesting subject (To me) and allows many tangents.

Oh, Laughing Penguin at the King's Manor is opening again. This is good news.

Th...
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Fudge, Bath and that

April 5, 2010

Fuck I was depressed on Saturday night, did a show at the Bath Comedy Festival with Andrew Arrowsmith and, Christ, they hated me. Older crowd than I was used to and some material that normally goes down well, seemed too controversial for the crowd. I just got angry by the end and just sort of berated them, which, in a way, I sort of enjoyed. I'm not stupid enough to not know that it was my fault though.

Changed things up the following night, I wrote some less edgy material but never got rou...
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Bathtime

March 31, 2010

Preparing for the Bath Festival, no idea how it will go, probably I'll be crowned King of Bath. This is the most likely outcome.

I am tired again, because I stayed up to watch wrestling the other night and, since I am now old, I can no longer recover quickly. I will be dead within the year.

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Boom Boom Boom Boom (I Want You In My Room)

March 25, 2010

Huddersfield gig was cancelled 30 minutes before I left to catch the train, luckily I like wasting £30 on train tickets...Oh well, paying dues and such...

I have reached a new mindset, after I committed a cardinal sin on Tuesday; I used material that I didn't think was funny.

From now on I thrive or fail on my owns terms.

A taxi driver threatened to piss on my back door yesterday. He didn't do it yet. I'll keep you posted.

Dogs are cocks aren't they? I would get them all put down except three...
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Lick my arms

March 17, 2010

They are closing down the King's Manor pub and with it the Laughing Penguin new material night, this is sad because I like it. I'm sure they'll find somewhere new soon though.

I did that very gig on Monday and was terrible, I tried stuff that was just too weird, I sort of enjoyed it in a way, but was also embarassed.

Jonny Hogarth (Who, incidentally has cut me out of his film.) Said he thought I was funny but didn't laugh because he didn't want everyone to think he was weird. I like to think ...
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I'm going to break my own nose...

March 10, 2010

...If I don't stop having a cold soon. Fuck you world I'm sad. Stupid cold needs to go.

Soon, I will be addicted to Vicks.

Audrey, My Mother-in-Law, tried to cure my malady by giving me hot lemonade. The woman has no idea about the benefits of peer reviewed scientific medicine.

I did a show last night at Long Live Comedy, I felt like shit and have probably made everyone in the room ill.

Kym Marsh seems like a twat doesn't she? She's probably okay if you got to know her though.

I'm thinking ...
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Posted by Lee Kyle.

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