Then John Travolta was a twat.
Posted by Lee Kyle on Wednesday, January 27, 2010
When I saw the footage of the earthquake in Haiti, I didn't immediately think 'This is the ideal opportunity for Scientology to make inroads into the nation.' That is because, as much of a dick as I can be, I am not as bad as John Travolta.
For fucks sake, Haiti is already the hotbed of Voodoo, if they want superstitious nonsense that won't help them in the real world, they already have that. They also have Christianity, they are literally spoiled for choice.
They don't have any food, but they'll be okay, as Zucko has flown his jet over, so, while they still won't have any food, at least they won't have any thetans either.
He has fetched some medical help though in the form of spiritual healers, one of whom said "When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re- establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."
I would argue that this is bollocks.
So would science.
But perhaps the people of Haiti need spiritual sustainance, after all these are difficult times for the troubled nation.
No
They need food and houses and medical support.
When the time comes that they DO need magic, we can send Paul Zenon over.
or Sooty.
In closing, I always thought that John Travolta should have been disqualified from that dance contest in Grease 1. Cha-Cha DiGregorio was NOT his official partner, she simply replaced Sandy illegally before the end. I bet Rizzo's baby was his, you can't trust him.
And Face/Off was shit.
For fucks sake, Haiti is already the hotbed of Voodoo, if they want superstitious nonsense that won't help them in the real world, they already have that. They also have Christianity, they are literally spoiled for choice.
They don't have any food, but they'll be okay, as Zucko has flown his jet over, so, while they still won't have any food, at least they won't have any thetans either.
He has fetched some medical help though in the form of spiritual healers, one of whom said "When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re- establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."
I would argue that this is bollocks.
So would science.
But perhaps the people of Haiti need spiritual sustainance, after all these are difficult times for the troubled nation.
No
They need food and houses and medical support.
When the time comes that they DO need magic, we can send Paul Zenon over.
or Sooty.
In closing, I always thought that John Travolta should have been disqualified from that dance contest in Grease 1. Cha-Cha DiGregorio was NOT his official partner, she simply replaced Sandy illegally before the end. I bet Rizzo's baby was his, you can't trust him.
And Face/Off was shit.