Hi.

My name is Lee Kyle and it has been for years.

Fans of Northeast based independent pro-wrestling (Of which there are dozens) will recognise that as one of the brilliant catch-phrases of the wrestler Lee Kyle. I am that man.

I'm not doing wrestling anymore though, for it is undignified for a man of my vintage. It became time to follow my actual real dream and try to whack out some stand-up comedy instead.

I'll level with you, I'm not sure how the land lies. When I was wrestling, if somebody with the equivalent of my level of experience started a website they would be greatly mocked for it, perhaps they would be punched, although the fist would have to be open to avoid disqualification (Don't worry, that's the last wrestling in-joke, don't want to alienate the non-loser audience.).

But, in wrestling, I rarely went in for self promotion. I never really felt good enough and, although I did enjoy wrestling, it was never really what I wanted to do.

This is.

Comedy I mean, not typing.

So, I'm left with no choice, self-promotion it is.

Have a look around the site then book me or come to see me. You know who didn't book me for a comedy show?

Peter Sutcliffe.

And you don't want to be like him now, do you?

No.

Although, even if you are, book me anyway and I promise to keep quiet about your Yorkshire ripping.